Trousers: a Rotten Rhyme

15 Apr

Two young gentlemen, James and Jon

Went into a bar with their trousers on.

Went there for a cider, started with a kiss:

Didn’t think that anything would be wrong with this…

a soho pub: no kissing allowed

you can come here bout dont go too far

Up steps the management. Whoa there! Wait!

We don’t give a fig that you’re out on your first date:

There’s no way in Soho that you’re gonna get it on!

(With or without them trousers on!) Out!


Ejected from the premises, James and Jon

Kept their heads, didnt lose their shirts

And definitely kept their trousers on.

Rhymer’s note: although the preceeding is inspired by actual events reported in national press, every effort has be made to make it resolutely rotten.


One Response to “Trousers: a Rotten Rhyme”

  1. willsmorg April 15, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    future postings on this subject (who knows?): see Cock and Bull Story…

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