Valentines Caption Competition Time

31 Jan

We love Valentines. We like it lovey-dovey, we like it kinky, we like it as that day when you stick two fingers up at the world of dating and relationships and revel in your own company… and because we love it so much, we’ve got lots of events and a competition.

And now… selected from a short-list of three qualified lurve couplings, CCK is proud to present the picture that will help you (dear reader) to supply a suitable caption!

What we have here is a still from the new Disney movie called Tangled which seems to be based on a story by the Brothers Grimm. The course of true love, eh? Can you tell us what these cartoon characters would say by way of a Valentine greeting?

still from the Disney film "Tangled"

Even as I speak, members of staff are rummaging around in the CCK goody-good-good jar for a mix of prizes…details of which will come in an update of this blog. Stay tuned!


23 Responses to “Valentines Caption Competition Time”

  1. Innocent Loverboy February 1, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    The prince’s attempt to recreate a wall-walking scene from the 1960s Batman series was not considered a success.

  2. Innocent Loverboy February 2, 2011 at 3:02 pm #

    He had said he wanted to pull someone, but this wasn’t exactly what he had meant.

  3. Lexy February 2, 2011 at 4:48 pm #

    He said to the princess, “Babe, won’t you whip me back and forth with your hair?”

  4. KOPO February 4, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

    Ooooh those eyes
    Ooooh those thighs
    Ooooh Ooooh the size

  5. True Pleasures February 4, 2011 at 2:10 pm #

    “Bind me with your golden locks of love!”

  6. Kitty Stryker February 6, 2011 at 1:31 pm #

    “This… *is* the hair from your head, right..?”

  7. Kitty Stryker February 6, 2011 at 1:33 pm #

    “When you said you were into hair pulling on fetlife, this wasn’t what I anticipated.”

  8. Innocent Loverboy February 6, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    The Blob’s cameo in Tangled was not very subtle.

  9. michael February 10, 2011 at 3:41 pm #

    who is the princess??? Say it bitch, its a long way down!

  10. Maxine February 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    She says: If you haven’t brought me a gift from the CCK shop, I’m getting the scissors out.

  11. Lisa Adams-May February 10, 2011 at 4:08 pm #

    Girl: You said you’d climb a mountain for me.
    Boy: Yeah but.. scaling a tower by hair?

  12. Rowan February 10, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    Sadly, the relationship came to a close when Rapunzel went for a Brazilian.

    • Steve Garlick February 10, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

      Prince Charming: If you ever get a Brazilian, we’re in big trouble!

    • Coffee Cake and Kink February 12, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

      And we have a winner!

  13. Den February 10, 2011 at 4:56 pm #

    ‘So the collars do match the cuffs!’

    ‘Uh-huh, but all this hair pulling has given me a headache. No nookie for you.’

  14. Lola Olson February 10, 2011 at 7:46 pm #

    If one could turn hair into rope this leads to all sorts of possibilities.

  15. hullajukugirl February 10, 2011 at 8:24 pm #

    “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden……..oh, I was actually going to say ‘golden shower’, but this will do for now!”

  16. Master S February 10, 2011 at 8:56 pm #

    Charming – so, you ready for our date?
    Princess – just need to wash my hair!
    Charming – so maybe by easter?


    Charming – Man, this hair is going to be great for some shibari
    Princess – never heard of it, is it sweet, innocent, fun fit for a disney princess?
    Charming – oh, of course… (end of film)

  17. Jonathan February 10, 2011 at 9:57 pm #

    “Your luxurious long hair is so romantic”
    “Don’t be too keen – you should see the size of the crabs.”

  18. Rebecca February 10, 2011 at 10:37 pm #

    Smarmy Prince Charming (in a smooth American accent): Hey babe, with all these tangles looks like there’ll be some really knotty foreplay in store…


  19. Neil February 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm #

    Remember the deal – you get hair pulling tonight I get cock and ball torture tomorrow…

  20. Alyss February 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm #

    You haven’t let all your hair grow this long, have you?

  21. Coffee Cake and Kink February 12, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    Congratulations to Rowan, our winner this time around!

    Thank you to everyone who entered – it took ages to decide as the blog team can never agree on these things, so we had to get the whole office involved!

    Honourable mentions, by the way, go to: Alyss, Maxine, Michael, Kitty and Innocent Loverboy!

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