Film: Burlesque (and a competition)

16 Dec

There has been a steady rise in activity for the variety of entertainments listed under the term of ‘burlesque’. Good news, you might think, from local reviews of such things as La Soiree and La Clique Even better news for those of you who like a little sassy glam in your knicker drawer.

Now there’s a movie from Hollywood…and a soundtrack to boot. Christina Aguilera and Cher are a dream coupling that will guarantee a mainstream audience for the film, and there’s added interest with roles for Stanley Tucci and Alan Cumming. But Aguilera’s the lead character, and this is her first major movie assignment. Will she reveal a presence every bit as large as her music videos or CDs?

This video of “I’m a good girl” from the movie starring Christina Aguilera has certainly got the  team grinning, and we’re looking forward to seeing if the rest of the film is as good!

Competition time! Here’s a picture of Cher and Christina on set. But what exactly is Miss Aguilera saying? And is it printable? Best caption as judged by the team (put it in the comments) wins a CCK goodie bag! The goodie bag contains some FYI chocolates, a few seasonal cards, and a special something from our shop.

on-set still of Cher and Christina Aguilera.

Burlesque is released in UK  cinemas on Friday; we suggest checking your local listings.

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20 Responses to “Film: Burlesque (and a competition)”

  1. sirebel December 16, 2010 at 5:39 pm #

    No, seriously, I had to open my mouth this wide.

    Predictable, moi?

  2. Ruaidh December 16, 2010 at 5:44 pm #

    OK Christina, I concede, size DOES matter

  3. Teddy Masters December 16, 2010 at 6:00 pm #

    “You shoulda seen the one that got away – I’m tellin’ ya, it was yea big!”

  4. Steve Garlick December 16, 2010 at 6:01 pm #

    So that’s how you get The Invisible Man’s attention!

  5. Julian December 16, 2010 at 8:00 pm #

    I can’t close my jaw any more than this any more, seriously!

    • Thunder December 16, 2010 at 9:08 pm #

      Christina, I said I was a deep contralto NOT a deep throater!!

  6. Sylvia Wolf December 16, 2010 at 11:40 pm #

    Cher!!! Look what they made with all the bits your surgeon discarded.

    • Den December 17, 2010 at 2:33 pm #

      Christina: Yeah, but you can’t give head like this when you’ve had that much botox, honey.

      Cher: Give head? I can barely speak!

  7. Innocent Loverboy December 17, 2010 at 2:39 pm #

    Christina watches “Revenge of the Sith”.

  8. AH December 17, 2010 at 2:41 pm #

    Go on do your ‘Camilla in a riot’ impression again.

    • Shaun and Elaine December 18, 2010 at 3:44 pm #

      Char : (fingers the remote control in her pocket)
      CA : What remote controlled vibrator!!

  9. Kirsty Hall December 19, 2010 at 6:36 pm #

    Cher was disturbed to discover how realistic Real Dolls had become.

  10. Anonymous December 19, 2010 at 6:37 pm #

    So thats what food looks like?
    and people eat this stuff?

  11. Nathan 'Spanky' Briggs December 19, 2010 at 6:47 pm #

    It rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever it is told.

  12. Nicola Sheehan December 19, 2010 at 6:47 pm #

    So, I got the new script; an ‘adult’ version of Pinocchio about the transformation of a blow up doll, and you really think I’ve got the right look huh?

  13. Catherine Sheil December 19, 2010 at 6:54 pm #

    Cher: You’re act wasn’t that risque, they published pictures of it in the Daily Mail!!

    Christina: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  14. Craigo December 19, 2010 at 6:57 pm #

    “ng ng nng ng ng” (translates as: “if you’re prone to lockjaw, avoid ballgags”)

  15. Nick December 19, 2010 at 7:50 pm #

    Christina: must have been your ex Cher, i can still taste the botox!

  16. Coffee Cake and Kink December 20, 2010 at 6:01 pm #

    Thanks everyone for your responses! We all had a good chuckle in the office, and a minor argument over the winning entry!

    The winner is Nichola Sheehan! Congratulations Nichola – and check your email.

    Runners-up/Honourable mentions go to: Silvia Wolf, Spanky, Raidh, & Den!

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